incompetency at it’s best

Just cause they’re broken doesn’t mean you can’

April 8, 2008

“I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You’ll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there.” – Mitch Hedberg I thought about this quote today when I got off the [...]

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I had a moment…

March 10, 2008

So yesterday when we were grocery store I decided that I wanted to do Tuna Pitas this week for lunch. So i pick up a big can of Tuna. Then I say…I want to do chicken. So I pick up “chicken of the sea” and boyfriend gets to spend 5 minutes explaining to me that [...]

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Don’t laugh…

March 9, 2008

But so today… boyfriend and I realized that apparently the two of us are quite inept at home improvement projects. We got the second door from home depot. But…we got the 32″ and well… … …after the fiasco the other day with the 36″…we were pretty upset to find that the 32″ is…a bit small. [...]

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Puppy-isms

March 5, 2008

I feel like my life is like that song…”closing the g*d damned door…” by that band that sounds a lot like fall out boy but isn’t. The door, we found as we attempted to install it at 10pm. Was heavy and big. And oh yeah…it didn’t fit. Now if anyone has any experience installing “security [...]

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I hate you Best Buy

February 26, 2008

Given that merely four months ago, I dealt with the wrath of Best Buy and their more than incompetent customer service/Geek Squad destroying my hard drive, I am not pleased that my computer is acting dysfunctional. I don’t know what’s wrong with it, but my harddrive, normally filled with a cute picture of my puppeh, [...]

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And I thought I was having a bad day…

February 19, 2008

The new Heidi Montag classic photo…  Ya’ll are going to lurrrrve this…. “Here’s a totally unstaged, wholly incognito photo of The Hills‘ Heidi Montag crying at the backlash her beach video caused. And then crying some more sitting on a chair on a sidewalk. And then standing to cry a little more. And then squatting [...]

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Tales of my Quarter Life Crisis

February 12, 2008

So today…February 12th is exactly TWO months from my twenty-fifth birthday. TWO MONTHS!!!! Thats… 60 days!!!! I mean, I know 24 is technically considered mid-twenties…but 25 is the real deal. I don’t know how I feel about that. A friend of mine said things change when you turn 25. Like you just know you’re a [...]

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Excuse my lack of Sensitivity…

February 11, 2008

But yes I would like fries with that. Some Dartmouth Grad/former White House intern/Fulbright Scholar who speaks Arabic somehow got the WaPo to publish some sad tale of her unemployment woes. I saw this on Gawker and had to write something. Now excuse me for sounding like a bitch but…who the hell cares???? I mean [...]

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Let’s not talk about it…

February 5, 2008

We won’t talk about the disaster that was last night. We won’t talk about how Harvard is making their first appearance in the Beanpot finals because my boys dropped the ball BIG TIME. I wanted to go to Denver for my 25th. The NCAA Frozen Four is being held there the weekend of my 25th [...]

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Let’s not talk about it…

February 5, 2008

We won’t talk about the disaster that was last night. We won’t talk about how Harvard is making their first appearance in the Beanpot finals because my boys dropped the ball BIG TIME. I wanted to go to Denver for my 25th. The NCAA Frozen Four is being held there the weekend of my 25th [...]

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