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Tales of my Quarter Life Crisis

February 12, 2008

So today…February 12th is exactly TWO months from my twenty-fifth birthday. TWO MONTHS!!!! Thats… 60 days!!!! I mean, I know 24 is technically considered mid-twenties…but 25 is the real deal. I don’t know how I feel about that. A friend of mine said things change when you turn 25. Like you just know you’re a [...]

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Bad Valentines Day part ONE

February 11, 2008

So this week, because I have such a humorous tale of Valentine’s Day gone wrong…I will recount my hefty tales of heartbreak that I can now laugh about because of my then immaturity. We all suffer the “i need a dude to make me happy” attitude once in our life maybe…or is that just me [...]

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So much in so little time…

January 24, 2008

Since we’re all mourning Heath Ledger’s tragic death (i loved him in Ten Things I hate about you…*swoon*)…I wanted to give my thoughts on the whole thing… 1. that site…of that evil bastard fred whatever the fuck his name is…who leads those evil followers…is planning on protesting Heath Ledger’s funeral. Which i think is shittacular. [...]

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Blarffffffffffffffffff

January 15, 2008

BLARRRFFF Heidi Montag looking gross on a newstand near you. Her ass is too small and she looks like a whore. I’m feeling overly judgmental today, I’m moody, PMSing and stressed out. In other news, boyfriend and I may have found a huge compromise if things work out in Boston that would make us both [...]

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More Heidi and Spencer Drama

November 26, 2007

Why is it this bitch shares my name? Every time I hear her name or read her name I’m reminded how much shame she brings to it. Though there was a time in my life that I hated my name with the passion of a thousand firey suns, it’s grown on me over the past [...]

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No one likes a cheater

November 16, 2007

You know I started off by listing everything that has gone wrong with my day so far like the fact that I was 20 minutes late, got scolded by my boss, missed my 630a pilates class (what can I say – I am NOT a morning person. No matter how hard I try), and then [...]

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day 3: The one upping Dee-Bag

November 3, 2007

The Tale of the One-Upping Douche. So once upon a time, when I was an intern in DC i met this kid. I had no physical attraction to him, he was just another person i met at an AU frat party with another friend of mine. D (for D-bag) was from the upper east side [...]

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