Do they have a class for that?

by Heidi on July 22, 2009

The vision of what I thought I was going to be  by the time I turned 26 came crumbling down this morning in the parking lot of my part time job at 8:30am.

I had spent two hours running around the gym trying to find ribbon to tie balloons for our open house today. It was there in the parking lot that I realized my $100k+ degree in political science has gotten me nowhere. No where but making $8/hour at an upscale gym tying balloons.

I could be a clown for more than that – so Fiance so kindly pointed out on our walk home after our workout. Unfortunately, I told him, I don’t know how to make balloon animals. Per the title of this post – I wonder if they have a class for that.

Seriously? I’m thinking of changing the byline of this blog from “I live, I laugh, and I wear a lot of pink…” to “the musings of a pink loving disgruntled twentysomething” thoughts?

I just…feel like I’m spinning my wheels. I haven’t had a hit from any of the dozens of resumes I’ve sent out in months, I’m trying to stay positive but with all these cries that DC has such a “booming job market” I’m really starting to want to punch anyone who says that.

I’ll tell you what this job market is like…it sucks. Plain and simple. Want to know why? Perfect example, a good friend of mine recently moved to the beltway after finishing her masters in health policy from a pretty decent program up near Boston. This gal, took her masters degree OFF of her resume, and suddenly she was making less than $30k being an executve assistant. Prior to that, she had had interviews but no bites, she was either “unexperienced” or “overqualified because of her two degrees.” That just makes me sad, especially since she’s smart and probably perfect for these jobs who are telling her “more experience plskthx.”

Let me tell you, people who spend $xk to get a higher degree, and then have to take it OFF of their resume to get a lowly $30k or less job are my heroes. IBecause that? Is not the sign of a “booming job market.” That is the sign of a competitive-if-you-don’t-want-to-do-my-grunt-work-for-less-than-a-livable-wage-Joe-Schmoe-down-the-street-will-for-$10k-less-than-I’m-offering-you-and-he-might-even-throw-in-a-smile-while-he-wipes-my-ass kind of market. Also known as by political science grads who think they’re too good for ass-wiping…as a crappy job market.

I am not anti-ass wiping per se. I’ve done my fair share of ass wiping, it’s what you gotta do to get your foot in the door. But, a part of me, is over that crap. No pun intended. I just want a job that I’m happy in, that pays a livable wage (and might even allow me to purchase full priced items at JCrew instead of having to wait till the sale when they just so happen to be sold out in my size for everything I like.) and sets me up for a few years with a company/job that I would be okay with. That I wouldn’t mind getting out of bed for. That I wouldn’t mind you know, staying late for or actually doing hard work for. I wouldn’t mind having a job that makes me use my brain, not just be a drone at a computer, I’d love to have a job that maybe, just maybe, challenges me.

More than all of that, at this point? I’d really just love a full time job…with benefits. I don’t need metro fare, just you know…health insurance would be nice.

If fiance hadn’t, you know, lost his job, I’d be writing the great American novel, sitting at home every day with a sleepy puppy (seriously, all Elliekins does is sleep. I wish I had her life.) reworking my life’s experiences into a 200 something page chick lit novel with a protagonist with an endless closet and an endless budget.

But for now..I’m going to bask in my disgruntledness. Harrumph.

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  • http://www.kage-g.blogspot.com kage

    Oh…my…god…can I ever relate to what you just wrote there. Nice to meet you, I’m a certified adult ass-wiper with a university degree and a pathetic salary. I remember when I graduated and I couldn’t get a decent full-time job so I settled for this one because I needed any money I could get; I’ve been here for over 2 years (I’m finally getting out in September) and I can feel your pain…we spend all this time and money to get a hard-earned education and now what? NOW WHAT??! I feel like the Bachelor degree is the new high school diploma because I could have done this job in grade 8. And now I’m going back to get my masters and I’ve got my fingers crossed that there will be a real job waiting for me on the other side…because once I graduate, I’m done with ass-wiping, I need a career. I wish I could give you advice….sorry, just an ear here that is happy to listen and read!

  • http://sannyp.blogspot.com thatShortChick

    I have been shouting from the rooftops in agreement every time you’ve been tweeting how much job hunting sucks and the like. Fresh out of college, I find myself helplessly hopeless in a sour economy.

    As a charlotte, nc resident, there are two types of industries that own this city: NASCAR and banking. Therefore, putting this social media-loving, public relations degree-having chick in a pickle.

    Like you, I’ve put in dozens and dozens of resumes and have only heard back from about 2 or 3. I did get a “you’re too qualified for this receptionist” position reply, for which I didn’t know whether to be grateful for their honesty or pissed because they didn’t give me a chance.

    However, I’m trying to keep up the positivity and hopefulness (but it’s hard, dammit). Thankfully, I do have parents who are extremely patient, loving and giving. And are not giving me any added stress to land a job, right this second.

    I say bask in your disgruntledness (I know I am). You have every right to because this kind of situation SUCKS.

  • http://starchaser22.blogspot.com Mel

    Considering that the 2 of you are looking have you thought of trying a different city? I hear Denver is awesome. I would pick there or Seattle if I had to move out LA.

    I wish I could tell you I had a job for you that was awesome and paid awesome + benefits.

  • http://typographysnob.wordpress.com Typographysnob

    I understand completely. I was laid off last October and still can not find a job. I live in Austin, TX, what “they” say is one of the best economies in the country. Yet here I am, waitressing, and having no luck in my field of graphic design or in teaching, because I also got my alternative certification hoping it would land me a job. I’m so beyond frustrated. I’ve had one real interview and one phone interview in 9 months. It’s hard to not start taking it personally.

  • http://theoffbeatreport.com Lauren

    I’m sorry to hear you’re having a tough time when it comes to the job market. I’m a firm believer that life and opportunities are what you make of them. I don’t know you, nor do I know where you live or what you do, but I love your writing. That seems to be something you are excel at. I am a rarity, I just graduated college and landed a dream job in a dream city.

    But, while I consider myself very fortunate, I also realize that other people are getting hit a lot harder by this economic crisis.

    People are hiring, there are opportunities in your field, whatever it is. Try a different approach. Spice up your cover letter and your resume. Take out all the “To whom it may concern;”s and start over. Try a different approach. Couldn’t be worse than where it’s at for you now, right?

    I’d be happy to help if you’d like more specific input :)

    I wish you the best of luck.

  • http://magdalenamarie.wordpress.com Maggie

    It’s interesting to me that you brought up the fact that having a master’s degree doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll get a better job. A lot of people I know have decided to go on and get there master’s directly after graduating not because they had always planned on it, but because they didn’t think they’d be able to get a good job in this economy without it.

    When Obama gave his speech/conference on health care reform last night, he talked about the economy a little and how things were starting to look up but new jobs tended to be the last thing to happen. :(

  • http://duwaxloolu.blogspot.com Jess

    Forgive me if this comment sounds rude, because I truly don’t intend it to be, and I hope it won’t come across as such. And I do want to say that I totally recognize that the point that I’m about to make may be totally irrelevant given the current job market. If you can’t find a job, you can’t find a job, and there’s not much you can to do change that.

    But the tone of this post struck me, and made me think that maybe something needs to change on your end before you will be able to find a job. It just doesn’t strike me that you are passionate about the type of work that you’re looking for. It sounds like you were passionate about this work, once, like in college, and that things have shifted for you since then. Other posts you’ve written also give me this impression. But when you look at your education first and foremost in terms of how much money it cost you, instead of how much value it gave you in terms of broadening your mind and preparing you for life experiences, and when you say that you would love to just stay home if you had the means to do so… it makes me think that maybe you’re in the wrong field for yourself, and that even if you do find a job, it won’t be the kind that’s really fulfilling and satisfying for you. And I wonder if that doesn’t come across, somehow, in cover letters or interviews. And in a job market like this where there are hundreds of applicants for every open position, employers have the luxury of being really nitpicky about this stuff.

    I don’t know the whole story, of course, nor do I know what kinds of jobs you’re applying for, so I can’t offer advice, and maybe this whole comment is useful. But, you know, you wanted to be a freelance writer and that’s not working out so well, but there are lots of full-time jobs with benefits that involve communications, writing, etc., that might help you feel a little more excited about the prospect of working for those companies. Or maybe there’s a totally different field that would be more interesting to you–like maybe a nonprofit where you would actually get to interact with the people you’re helping and really feel like you’re doing something meaningful?

    I mean, I don’t know. It just seems to me that you’re not excited about places your career would go, and while obviously not everybody has or needs the ideal dream job that they never want to leave, it would be nice for you if you could somehow end up doing something that you really felt happy about. You know?

  • http://www.nonsequiturchica.blogspot.com KT

    I’m sorry to hear that you are having such trouble finding a job. I have a friend down in DC who is working on her masters right now that has been looking for a job since November. Good luck!

  • http://ohmygoshi.blogspot.com Ohmygoshi

    Oh my dear, I know all too well exactly what you’re going through…seeing as I’m going through the same feelings. I HATE it when people constantly ask me “SO! How’s the job hunt going?!” with all kinds of enthusiasm. And then there is the “Oh, well I bet DC has SO MUCH more opportunities for you than home does.” ARGHHHHH.

    It’s ok to vent, it’s what this place is for. Here’s another classic line for you, “things will be better.” Corny, and oh so cliche, and sometimes I really want to punch people who say that to me, but it’s true. We’ll be able to look back and chuckle at “that summer we had nothing to do”.

    xoxo

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