Dear anonymous

by Heidi on June 22, 2008

Dear Bubblebutt,

Since I don’t know you, I’d rather not hang out with you when you come to DC. But maybe, perhaps, if you stopped being an asshat, we could go shopping, not for fatty slut girl dresses – because I don’t think Ann Taylor Loft sells those but perhaps we could go shopping at Lane Bryant or another suitably fat girl store for clothing that would fit your bubble butt or as I like to call it, a lard ass. Also, if you’re calling yourself bubble butt, because you would certainly not be calling me that in the space for YOUR name when leaving a comment, I’m sure you’re quite familiar with the fatty slut girl dresses so if I ever decide that’s my style? I’ll be sure to email you at what is most likely a fake email address. So maybe I won’t be emailing you for fashion or hair advice.

In the mean time, feel free to play in traffic. DC has enough ass holes, and we don’t need one more.

Have a great weekend!

xoxo

-Heidi

P.S. Didn’t your parents ever teach you if you had nothing to say don’t say it at all? I know it’s easy to hide behind some fake email and douchey fake name, but that doesn’t give you an excuse to be a douchebag on my blog. Jerkoff.

P.P.S. Just because my hair isn’t purple, red or any of the other colors of the rainbow does not by any means make it boring. I like it and really? That’s all that matters.

….I will now return back to our regularly scheduled blogging :) Excuse this post dear freaders for the jackass had left a nasty comment on my post from Friday. I hate that shit.

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  • http://freeandflawed.com freeandflawed

    Tell us how you really feel Heidi :)

  • tipptalk

    so uncalled for. Way to get it out.

  • http://redshrt04.wordpress.com Maxie

    people can be so stupid. I dont understand why people even read blogs if they’re just there to criticize

  • http://capitolhill20210.blogspot.com caphill20210

    Wow, that was very unneccessary for someone to say. I don’t get people and the whole nasty comment thing or the blog stalking thing.
    I have someone I know in real life that I loath constantly reading my blog – its annoying.

    Do you have a statcounter on here so you can atleast see where the ip is from?

  • http://talenttoplay.blogspot.com Playful Professional

    Wow. I just don’t get why or how anyone could be that mean? And why would you say something like that to someone you don’t even know? Just stop reading their blog if you don’t like it that much. I think you deserved a little venting.

  • http://d-and-z.blogspot.com the student

    Okay, I feel the need to stop lurking after reading this post!! Hi! *waves* I’m new to your blog and found you through some mutual blogging buddies. Anyways, all I wanted to say was “WOW!!!!” What a biatch, who the heck leaves nasty comments like that on a blog? Must be a sad and pathetic life to live if someone’s blog bugs you that badly that you can’t just hit the tiny little “close” box in the corner and move on and have to leave a cruel comment.

    Good for you for calling her out. And for the record, I loved those dresses you had picked out!

  • Megan

    Good for you. People are trifling at times. And in terms your previous post; call the Aveda institute in Chinatown for a pre-picture blow out. It would be a student doing the blow out, but they do a great job and it’s less then $20.

  • http://zubrowka24.blogspot.com/ Lexi

    ew. people are dumb and annoying!

    you however, are neither! :)

  • http://heidikins.com heidikins

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.

    Mean People Suck.

    xox

  • http://tarablogs.blogspot.com Tara

    hi i’m a lurker, and i just wanted to say good for you! i will never understand trolls and their need to stir up trouble. also, i just finished jen lancaster’s book (i noticed you’re reading it too) and i hope you enjoy it as much as i did! literally laughed out loud the whole way through!

  • http://confessions-of-a-jersey-girl.blogspot.com rachel

    screw her. i can not STAND people that feel the need to randomly do that shit. and? you need to post a picture of your hair!!! i wanna seeee!

  • http://steague.blogspot.com Stephanie

    Wow, she was a bitch. If she doesn’t like your blog, then STOP READING IT!

  • caitlynintherye

    Go Heidi! What a dirty pirate whore. I’m sure your hair looks lovely, the bubble butt is just jealous.

  • http://molw.wordpress.com Clarity Sage

    I really don’t understand the need to put people down or say shit in order to make them feel badly (except in your case where you are retaliating and not attacking a random stranger for no good reason). At least you can take comfort in knowing only a really pathetic person would leave comments like that on someone’s personal blog.

  • catalysta

    I hate people that come and pass judgement on others calling them boring or stupid. If I’m so boring then please don’t read my stuff. But hey- thanks anyway for boosting my traffic and leaving a comment right? Haters will be haters- they aren’t worth your time!
    Stop by my blog sometime! I found you on allmediocre! http://catalysta.wordpress.com

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