Monday TeeVee Recap

by Heidi on May 13, 2008

Ok so last night, we saw the season finale of the Hills and the second to last episode of the season for Gossip Girl. Neither were spectacular but GG did set us up for what is going to be an EXCELLENT season finale on Monday.

Gossip Girl

Ok first of all…I’m kind of starting to like N and V together. She’s gotten less annoying and we see her less as a threat to S as she used to be and more of a good friend to D. It was pretty awesome to finally get the back history – i never suspected the way shit went down but it all makes sense and also brought us back to the night that S slept with N when he was with B. It was really sweet to see S make things right with her mom and the dude’s family – you kind of think DAMN! Lilly is a big fat bitch (cue that song from South Park “Kyle’s Mom is a big fat bitch”) when she threatens to send Serena away to reforming school after watching Georgina’s blackmail.

I am however super pissed off for Dan falling for Georgina’s bullshit lie about why she changed her name. I can not…wait to see shit go down next week – if you saw the previews you know what I’m talking about.

Finally – no lil J (thank god i was getting tired of her bad attitude) and a lil more Lily/Rufus love. Who totally got all reminiscent when Lisa Loeb (as herself!!) sang “stay” one of my FAVORITE songs of all time.

I love you Chuck Bass…I can haz ur babiez??

I digress…was NOT too impressed with the one line that was in Rufus’s hit song. Kind of lame. And his voice? A little too….i dunno. Abrasive. But then I sense he’s an actor not a musician for his day job ;)

So…what do you think is going to happen next week? S and D get back together after he does the dirty with Georgina aka Sarah aka ONE CRAAAYYZAAAYY BIATCH! Rufus and Lily get it on but does she get married (it ended with them kissing..oohhhh la laaaaa) (i think she does…poor poor heart broken Rufus…) and if you go look at the fotos on the cw website….they show pictures of a new girl…Amelia. I wonder who that could be!!!

Trying not to spoil it but hopefully it’s not still on anyone’s tivo. This is the one show that even if i’m not home to watch it at 8pm, I watch it before I go to bed on Mondays…which may be the explanation as to why I didn’t get to bed till 11pm. Whoops??

The Hills

Okay…i’m going to start with Heidi. YOU MOTHER FUCKING IDIOT!!! OMFG!!!! WTF!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!! At least we know her and Spency-poo are still together. What a fucking dumb blonde I mean honestly….you left. Your boss. High and Dry and didn’t even fucking call??? Yeah don’t expect to have your cushy job anymore you whore…at least you’ll have more time to work on your “musical” career – HA!

And Lo! When did you become such a manipulative wench!?! I mean honestly…”I want to be her friend too…” NO YOU DON’T!!! Guh! Audrina, I still you look slightly like a zombie with a bad ass tan, and your eyes stiill bug the crap out of me but seriously…you’re better than those broads and LC?! GET A SPINE!!! This episode? Kind of a dud. Definitely not as awesome as the end of last season.

I want to say I won’t watch Season 4 but it’s a train wreck and I just stop watching. It’s so bad. I hate myself every day for it.

What did you all think of the Hills and Gossip Girl????

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