First of all…The Hills….
1. Justin Bobby is so gross. Where did he come from? I mean honestly?
2. Lauren? Is really really getting annoying. She has that “i’m going to control all my friends” attitude. “I don’t like Justin Bobby so you shouldn’t date him…”
3. Heidi? Wasn’t that bad in this episode…is that just me?
4. Lo? I love her. Seriously…adore her! When talking about boys that Audrina would bring home…”Audrina brings dirty boys home and i’m like ‘hey friend, wanna hang out? want me to torment you forever?” hahahahahahahahahahahaha
5. what the hell is on LC’s head? I mean…honestly.
6. Justin Bobby did not stop drinking you retarded whore…clearly if he was AT A BAR. Fucking idiot.
7. AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They don’t really want Audrina to live with them. It’s very obvious. Thats kind of like when I got kicked off the spring break island. I mean…yeah. That sucked.
Next time? Stephen Colletti comes to the HIlls…ooooohhhhhhhhhh…..
For once, someone not dating a douche bag on the Hills. Seriously….
Secondly who saw Gossip Girl…
Who saw Gossip Girl? And who is waiting…WAITING for Lil J to get it on with what’s his butt…Nate. That’s it. And who the eff is this G character that’s tormenting S. Love the B v. J war though…gah! I need to read more of the books…but gah! So many books, so little time.
Thirdly…books books and more books…always getting books…
Speaking of books, I got my copy of Trish’s book! yay! When it comes out (what’s up free copy from the author!) y’all should seriously SERIOUSLY read it…
Go check it out 
Finally….why I hate UPS…
Finally, I’m having a MAJOR beef with UPS in regards to my awesome green jacket from Target which would HAVE COME IN GOOD USE TODAY DURING THE RAIN…jacket number 1…got misdelivered to 608 21st Street, NE. Now without giving up my address, I live on a LETTERED street which may or may not rhyme with MY in the quadrant of SE. Now I don’t know what kind of IDIOT it takes to fuck that address up not once…but TWICE…to the SAME WRONG address!!!! It was supposed to be delivered today…and what did I see??? This…
thats right…eff you UPS. Eff. You. And there WILL be hell to pay if my package isn’t here tomorrow. Those jerkoffs owe me a phone call CONFIRMING my correct address by 1030am and if I don’t get it? So help me…I will cut a bitch.
Anyhow, it’s late and Lord knows I need my sleep for the sole purpose of being more functional tomorrow at work. Oh and Boston pals? I just bought tickets for Memorial Day weekend. Saturday night? Boston bloggy meetup? Who’s going to be around? Hopefully you, you and you at the very least. Not to mention I have a wedding shower to go to, and an impromptu quasi bachelorette party to plan because i missed one. I can’t wait to see my girls – TLB, S, and J…and of course the boys…PBM, Mr.B, F, R, and whoever else is around because yeah. I’m exccciiitteeeeedddd. but for now? Ima go cuddle my puppeh.
See? Puppy Cuddles.
