I came back from my afternoon starbucks run (i really need to stop these. But oh M&M cookies you’re so good!!!) and had this in my inbox.
Alone? Over 40? I have the email for you!
I mean seriously?! Not even in the spam??? Come on! This is not helping my progress to accept my quarter life birthday. Not helping. At all.
Whorebags.
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I always loved the ones that were, “do not open this if you are under 18″ and I was maybe 15 at the time. I could NOT figure out why it was even sent to me.
Stupids.
i love those crazy spam emails. i also love it when they tell me it’s ok to have a small penis and there is a solution to my problem. sigh.
hahaha I <3 it.
Nice! The worst one I got was for a female urination funnel. Oh yes.
I think Ben got you beat Heidi. haha
Ah, spam. I am still waiting for my non-existent penis to get bigger…
I totally got one of these a few months ago in my inbox … except the assholes had given it an e-mail date of like two weeks in the future, so when I saved it in my inbox for future blogpost material, it just kept staying at the top like it was the newest e-mail message.
Like a big glowing reminder … even though I’m not 40!
I finally had to delete it.
HILARIOUS! I always delete the spam without ever reading it, and none of it has ever filtered through to my inbox. I wonder how they ever marked you as the target demographic!
And your black circles and giant WTF? Totally made me laugh out loud.
Just stopping by from 20 Something Bloggers…
I love your blog! …and can officially say I hate those stupid spam emails too!
I don’t know what is more offensive: the fact that it thinks you are alone, or the fact that it thinks you are 40. Boo. Spam sucks.
@ Amanda – i think they’re equally offensive
@ Anna – yay! thanks for stopping by!!!
@ Magda – haha I love paint to do things like that.
@ the MG – Oh man! that’s brutal!!!
@ Z – yep I’ve gotten that too. And buying viagra cheap. that too.
@ Jamie – I agree :/
@ Ben – whoa. that’s just…creepy???
@ Maxie – ha!
@ Cris – yeah those are great too! hahahaha
@ Deutlich – yeah i wonder where they get the lists for these or if it’s all random. either way…bizarre.