So this week, I decided to live blog ANTM. I have a half post written about my day, I have thoughts that I want to write down but they probably shouldn’t go here because there’s no need to write angry thoughts about someone else in such a private setting. I think I’m more bitter than anything but thats neither here nor there. Finally? I have a guest blogger post that I need to post for the quarter life series. All of which will be done…at some point. But for now? Guest blogging ANTM. Enjoy!!!
Whitney? Really does sound like uncultured southern white trash. Every time she talks I want to gauge my eyes out and while I like her and I love the idea of a plus sized model…
Sweet jesus. I hate that god damned read along shit.
Lauren? I love her photos but holy temper!!! Fatima may or may not deserve it.
Anya? Not being able to handle a cell phone GPS? Proves that she’s an idiot. I liked her photos last week and she is pretty…but when she opens her mouth. Guh.
I like that Shoshanna (the bathing suit) designer would book Whitney. Because you know what…not every girl is a size 0. I also like that Pamella Roland wouldn’t book Fatima for being too skinny.
Which team wins? Too close. Team..1! yay!!! Though…dominique…ugh. Ugh ugh ugh. Stacy Ann for the win! Ultimate winner of the week 
yay! She is cute. Though her voice annoys me also I do like her pictures.
Did anyone else notice Dominique has a snaggle tooth??? HA!
The girls raw? Hmm….lets see how this turns out…
a. Claire. Idiot for belly flopping.
b. Dominique – rocked. according to mr. jay. well…i didn’t think so.
c. back to claire – not so good.
d. Lauren – wahhh wahh wahhhh.
e. anya – m’eh.
f. Kat – she got her hair cut!! it looks awesome though. it really does. I really really like her.
g. whitney – she kind of looks like a whore but apparently mr. jay liked it…i guess if thats what you’re going for.
h. stacy ann -not so much. ish.
i. fatima – ugh. maybe i don’t get what they were going for this week but i didn’t like it. blah.
MORE READING!!!!!!!!! [insert hair pulling here]
how dare tyra say that Kat doesn’t have a personality!
why the hell does everything have to be so damned dramatic with you tyra!!! Guh,.
Panel…dun dun dunnnnn.
Why the eff are they calling Kat “neutrogena?” isn’t that…rude? gah tyra you self righteous bitch.
hahaha dominique got called out for looking like a ho. hahahahaha she’s a hooooo foooooo shoooooo’…
Soooo now who goes home??
My prediction? Lauren? or maybe Claire.
Yay! Claire isn’t cover girl of the week! I get sick of having the same girl being CGotW…like last season is was ALWAYS Heather…I was afraid Claire was going to get it every week but this week? It was Kat! Yay!
and the final two are….dun dun dunnnnnn…
claire and lauren.who goes home?
my prediction? Lauren.
Actual? Claire. SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!
Did tyra reallllly need to call Lauren Frankenstein??? Really??? But hey awkward girl was saved. I’m not a HUUGGEE fan but m’eh.
Next week?? Fatima might get deported and Lauren cuts off a limb. Rather…maybe Fatima won’t be deported but…rather…kicked off the show. Hot damn.
