…this is interesting. I’m very curious to see the clothes that she comes out with…i mean I love LC’s clothes but gah! It’s all so over priced! Surely Heidi’s clothes will be better and probably cuter too!*
Onward to my Hills Recap!
1. LC needs to get the eff over Brody. I mean they weren’t dating. Sure they liked each other but they weren’t together…I mean…that crap she pulled at the club is just petty.
2. How staged was it that LC and Stephanie were in the same class? Maybe it wasn’t but come on. Fakity fake fake faaaaaaaaaake.
3. Those tears Heidi and Spencer cried when he moved out? Come on. We all know they’re still attached at the hip. If you want to make reality television MTV at least make it REALISTIC…see?!
4. I adore Whitney but not gonna lie, I was totally waiting for her to fuck up at that fashion show like her and Lauren had done so many times before on shoots and everything. Though I suspect that may have been more Lauren than Whitney.
5. That quote “remember when Heidi and her friends crashed the young hollywood event??” “Yeah! *gasp* We should have known she was bad news then!” “Like OMG i know!”
No that wasn’t verbatim. Still just the same.
6. You know, if I wasn’t so convinced that everything in this show was fake, I’d almost believe that sister Speidi was actually *gasp* Nice. We shall see though…i’ve got my eye on her and I am watching her for manipulative, bitchy and wrongful actions against LC and Gang. I’m especially curious to see what Brody has to say about it all NEXT WEEK…on the Hills.
What I reeeaaalllyyy want to know is WHAT THE HELL Stephanie is wearing around her head. I thought headbands like that went out in like…1969. Am I wrong????
7. THESE ARE NOT PAINTING CLOTHES YOU STUPID WHOREFACE!!!
I mean I don’t know about the rest of you but generally I wear ratty clothes and sweats that I don’t mind getting some paint on when I paint but i guess if you’re HEIDI MONTAG you don’t give a shit cause mommy and daddy will just buy you new clothes!
This show is seriously a train wreck I can’t turn my eyes from.
LC why aren’t your clothes more reasonably priced you crazy whorebag? I like them but really? $100 for a flimsy dress i can get for $12 at forever 21? Not so much gal. Not. So. Much.
I digress, work has been busy today, even busier tomorrow but after that it’s all down hill till my birthday!!!!!!!!!!
*APRIL FOOL’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t really think I’d wear that whorebags clothes do you?!?!
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hahaha, LOVE the recap
Who paints in that?! Seriously?! Spencer is making me crazy with his “I don’t trust you” bull. He’s an idiot.
I don’t know how I feel about Steph & LC hanging out. Heidi irritates me. Spencer’s face bothers me…a lot.
A lot.
i thought the same thing when they were painting, what the hell heidi?
and seriously how did stephanie and lauren become best friends in two seconds? so effing weird. but i still love the show.
i couldn’t have agreed with you more on this blog….and seriously it is A TRAIN WRECK I CANNOT STOP WATCHING either….wtf is wrong with us…haha.
p.s. i’ve been sick for a month and just caught up on all your posts…good stuff!…and i just turned 25 March 24th…so i know how you feel!!!
I was starting to worry about you with liking the clothes. LOL
Why do we have all the same thoughts on everything? From Stephanie’s fugly headband, to Heidi’s painting clothes (we were all convinced after the cameras were off, she brought in a full work crew) to Lauren’s immature behavior with Brody, I agree with you 100%. Man…why am I still watching this show?
I immediately was cringing when I heard LC say to Brody “Where’s your girlfriend” in response to WHY she could not give her FRIEND a hug.
She sucks at life when it comes to relationships.
lol they only think I like about Heidi is her hair, but is it me or does it look like she has had more work done on her face?
I find it interesting Stephanie Pratt is being nice to Lauren, what the heck is up with them having lunch together at the end of the show.
the painting was hilarious………………
I think you accurately summarized the main points of this week’s episode. It’s sooooo fake! And yet soooo good.
I don’t dare watch this show…I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to turn away. Although your recap is pretty compelling
Congratulations on your new baby!
I love your Hills recaps. You are so funny. Your April Fool’s was great.
Best April fool’s blog prank ever.
The headband is kinda indie-ish style now. I see girls in NYC all the time with headbands.
Yup, Spencer’s face reminds me of this one cartoon my son used to watch when he was younger. Johnny Bravo.
Love the recap