…this is interesting. I’m very curious to see the clothes that she comes out with…i mean I love LC’s clothes but gah! It’s all so over priced! Surely Heidi’s clothes will be better and probably cuter too!*
Onward to my Hills Recap!
1. LC needs to get the eff over Brody. I mean they weren’t dating. Sure they liked each other but they weren’t together…I mean…that crap she pulled at the club is just petty.
2. How staged was it that LC and Stephanie were in the same class? Maybe it wasn’t but come on. Fakity fake fake faaaaaaaaaake.
3. Those tears Heidi and Spencer cried when he moved out? Come on. We all know they’re still attached at the hip. If you want to make reality television MTV at least make it REALISTIC…see?!

4. I adore Whitney but not gonna lie, I was totally waiting for her to fuck up at that fashion show like her and Lauren had done so many times before on shoots and everything. Though I suspect that may have been more Lauren than Whitney.

5. That quote “remember when Heidi and her friends crashed the young hollywood event??” “Yeah! *gasp* We should have known she was bad news then!” “Like OMG i know!”
No that wasn’t verbatim. Still just the same.

6. You know, if I wasn’t so convinced that everything in this show was fake, I’d almost believe that sister Speidi was actually *gasp* Nice. We shall see though…i’ve got my eye on her and I am watching her for manipulative, bitchy and wrongful actions against LC and Gang. I’m especially curious to see what Brody has to say about it all NEXT WEEK…on the Hills.

What I reeeaaalllyyy want to know is WHAT THE HELL Stephanie is wearing around her head. I thought headbands like that went out in like…1969. Am I wrong????
7. THESE ARE NOT PAINTING CLOTHES YOU STUPID WHOREFACE!!!

I mean I don’t know about the rest of you but generally I wear ratty clothes and sweats that I don’t mind getting some paint on when I paint but i guess if you’re HEIDI MONTAG you don’t give a shit cause mommy and daddy will just buy you new clothes!
This show is seriously a train wreck I can’t turn my eyes from.
LC why aren’t your clothes more reasonably priced you crazy whorebag? I like them but really? $100 for a flimsy dress i can get for $12 at forever 21? Not so much gal. Not. So. Much.
I digress, work has been busy today, even busier tomorrow but after that it’s all down hill till my birthday!!!!!!!!!!
*APRIL FOOL’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t really think I’d wear that whorebags clothes do you?!?!






