Spencer Pratt has a new advice column. [US Weekly]
Now I was all set to go back to finish up some work…and I go to the US Magazine website so I can see one of the articles on the cover that I posted last night. I want to see the spring fashion deals!!! So I go and low and behold this is breaking news.
Now I don’t know about you kids, but when I hear breaking news I think something like…the Capitol being burned down or you know…someone dying. Or Elliot Spitzer having an affair and stepping down. That my friends is breaking news. Breaking news is most certainly NOT Spencer Freakin’ Pratt.
“One reader writes that after a night of boozing, she wet the bed of a guy she really likes.
Pratt’s advice?
“I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed,” he says. “It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy.”"
Oh Boy. Just…Oh boy.
You can read his horrid column here. Though I don’t suggest it. You might lose some IQ points.
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It’s so horrible. “You should be in AA”
Well, Spence. You should be in Douchebags Anonymous.
Why does HE get an advice column?! I’m SO much better than him!
oh my – cancelling my subscription
spencer is a parasite..ick
spencer is a fucking quack. i hate him.