So everyone knows that I feel some vile hatred for the beloved Socks of Boston.
Thankfully for me, I have found a boyfriend who shares this annoyance/hatred…whatever the eff you want to call it.
So what did he send me today?
Because you see, I don’t give a shit about the team…I can admit when another team is (dare I say) good but I HAATTTEEE when other fans can’t. When they think their team is god’s gift, or that they’re entitled to the world because after 80 some odd years of SUCKING they’re actually…relatively decent.
I want to vomit as I type this all btw…
But with baseball season just around the corner and my hockey team taking a nose dive into their old habits (honestly…THREE LOSES IN A ROW!!! WHAT THE HELL BOYS!!!!)…I decided that this would be a good time to ban all bandwagoners. Seriously…I don’t like bandwagon fans anymore than you…you know the ones…pink hats, pink shirts, ZOMG [insert player of the moment here] IS SO HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah thats the one. The one who after three years still can’t name the starting line up, or at least 3 of the starting pitchers.
Despite my vile hatred of the BoSox…I do want to note that these types of fans for my OWN team (go yankees!) which I acknowledge there are a few more than I’d like to admit of…annoy the piss out of me also.
I dunno maybe it’s just me and this is probably beyond old news (though the shirt is pretty freakin’ awesome no?) but the fans who trash me just for being a yankees fan? You’re old news pals. You think your hott shit cause you root for the sox? Where were you 3 years ago? Oh that’s right…not giving a shit about baseball right? That’s what I thought.
I understand…it’s human nature to follow fads. To do what’s trendy thinking it’ll score you some points in the “popularity” department especially if you live in said city of said craptacular team…I understand this. But you and your pink glittery hat (glitter has no place on any sports paraphanalia thankyouverymuch) and your pink Tek Jersey can take your bitchy self-righteous fandom out of here.
I appreciate good ball. Good hockey. Good beer. Good fashion…you know…things that are good. I can respect teams that play well even if I don’t like them and think they’re a bunch of overgrown idiots.
But it’s not just in baseball, it’s BU fans that make me want to punch them in the face – like the girls at Beanpot 2005 who were like “ZOMG CHRIS BOURQUE IS SO AWESOME I WANT TO JUMP HIS BONES THOSE NU BOYS SUCK SO BAAADDD” YOU GOT DRESSED UP TO GO TO A HOCKEY GAME WHOREBAG! DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION? OR WERE YOU TOO BUSY DOING YOUR MAKEUP TO GIVE A SHIT?!
Gah.
Anyhoo, I’ve been perusing amazon to try to find ONE MORE book on their 4 for 3 deal that I want to get but alas, all the books I want to read aren’t on sale. Thankfully after this gift card I still have $35 from Barnes and Noble 
Schweeeeet. But it’s almost time to go so I’ll finish tonight.
Expect me to be live blogging the State of the Union over at Politics with a Touch of Class. I’ve kind of let my political blog go down the shitter but one only has so many hours in the day and 3 jobs, one of which requires me to write at the drop of the hat regarding the presidential crap and doesn’t pay…just isn’t at the top of my priority list. Oh well?
But you know what they say right? To each his/her own
