Blarffffffffffffffffff

by Heidi on January 15, 2008

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BLARRRFFF

Heidi Montag looking gross on a newstand near you.

Her ass is too small and she looks like a whore. I’m feeling overly judgmental today, I’m moody, PMSing and stressed out.

In other news, boyfriend and I may have found a huge compromise if things work out in Boston that would make us both happy…still keeping my fingers crossed.

**my blog has been getting a lil too personal and/or serious as of late and who knows who reads this that may ah-hem turn it over to my boss…call me paranoid but there are too many horror stories…so excuse the interruption back to the regularly schedule bitchiness ;) I think it’s time for a caffeine break**

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  • http://gorgeousfootstepsinthesand.blogspot.com katelin

    Heidi. ew. ew. ew.

  • http://thetessashow.blogspot.com Tessa

    i just threw up in my mouth a little

  • http://www.jqlounge.com Julie Q

    BLARF! YES! I love it. We need to make some Blarf labels now :)

  • nicoleantoinette

    She makes me cringe in epic amounts. Blarf indeed.

  • http://redshrt04.wordpress.com/ Maxie

    EWWW! When I was out Saturday night I saw this on the stands… I was actually going to buy it just to see how ridiculous she looks… but then I was like “i’m not supporting this shit” GAG

  • http://starrysteph.blogspot.com steph

    ahhhhhhhh do you know i’ve never watched “The Hills” and i STILL know who this girl is? She is everywhere and SO ANNOYING. How much plastic surgery has she gotten anyways??

    blarf indeed.

  • http://www.lovebostongirl.com Susie

    Ew ew ew to Heidi.

    Going to have nightmares now.

  • http://citygrits.blogspot.com LJ

    Ewwww on the Montag mag cover. But thanks for sharing so I could say “ewwwwwww!”. Fingers crossed for you on the Boston sitch if that’s where you guys decide makes the most sense. Moving’s always crazy! :-)

  • http://mariaspicketts.blogspot.com maria

    She was so much cuter before the plastic surgery.

    And personally, I prefer “blurg” to “blarf,” although blarf is just as effective.

    Gotta represent for 30 rock!

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