Ok I haven’t watched todays episode of “America’s Next Top Model” so i will TRY not to read spoilers…i’m a spoiler queen. I read them every week for almost every show i watch and when there aren’t previews for the next week, I get cranky.
However…i did watch Real World, Newport Harbor and Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl
Ok so the blogger monologue…lame. Not a fan. Though Sex and the City tried it the first season and realized it didn’t work so hopefully Josh Schwartz will realize soon enough. Its getting better. I paid a bit more attention this week than last week however, when you have the peanut gallery making snarky comments it’s hard to pay attention.
Whiny Manhattan brats…i don’t know why this show appeals to me. I do know however that the first book in the Gossip Girl book series is on it’s way via bookmooch so yay!
Real World
I hate the blondes. I hate them i hate them i hate them. They annoy me so much. But then again so does Parrisa even though shes the smartest girl there. Annoying brats who just…want to do the opposite of the shows title…they avoid the Real world by submitting themselves to some “reality” teevee shows that nothing more than personalities thrown together that are set up to set each other off in petty dramatic disputes and too much partying for their own good. It’s addicting but yet…so amusingly pathetic at the same time. I guess it’s just for the comical relief. I wonder how these people feel when they leave the show knowing that people think they’re a joke for being on it to begin with.
Newport Harbor
And here lies my biggest disappointment. So it started in August i think, but…the plots really haven’t gone anywhere except for Chrissy and Clay and i LIKE THEM!! They’re so cute together!! and they just make me feel all squishy inside and remember how i wish that my high school experience was happy like that. But yet…next week is the season finale…
!!!!!!!!!!
ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!
And that my friends makes me sad.
In other news…i was susie homemaker tonight. I cooked pasta/sausage (so good!!), did laundry, cleaned up the kitchen and am about to take out the trash. The earlier…all while watching my favorite soap opera. Okay so i watched the soap before but regardless. I can’t wait to be a stay at home mom?? maybe someday? when we’re rich?? Or i can’t wait to go back to school…not that i ever had any time to watch teevee in undergrad so i highly doubt i’ll have any time if i go to law school…i can stay hopeful though.
Two more days with shittacular dog walker who caused our dog to piss on the couch the other day. I really don’t understand how someone can tout themselves as a professional and show up at the dog park wearing a Kurt Cobain-esque teeshirt, cargo shirts and sound like a techno loving queen at the same time. I thought your company was supposed to wear UNIFORMS grrrrrr. Regardless, he brought her back at 5 after 4 the other day so she was home alone for SEVEN hours and peed on the couch somewhere in that time. I know this all because boyfriend got home early and saw her being walked on his way home from the Hill. Innnnteerrresting. Anyhow, he doesn’t leave us notes, nor does he come at a consistent time when we TOLD him we want our dog on a schedule.
One last note, i wish…i really wish that someone could record boyfriend and i’s conversations…really some of the things that come out of his mouth are absurd and just absolutely hilarious. Like for instance (when seeing an acoustic version of “everlong” by foo fighters on mtv) “Thank God Kurt Cobain offed himself or we’d never have the Foo Fighters it’s only a shame he didn’t do it sooner” I was never a fan of nirvana, all it seems he did was bitch about his pathetic life, which is not to say i don’t appreciate 90′s grunge i just think nirvana was a low point of the 90′s music scene. Everything else is better – ben folds five, dave matthews circa 1997, barenaked ladies, goo goo dolls (before that crappy album with Broadway on it), gin blossoms, local h, mighty mighty bosstones, better than ezra and yea you get the point. to me – and sorry if any of you are DIEHARD nirvana/kurt cobain fans but the guy just wasn’t doin’ it for me. To each, his own.
Anyhow its late and tomorrow i need to make an honest effort to run as I was dehydrated and had a migraine when i got home today (after not finding my library book at my apartment) so i relaxed with Guiding Light. Whoops. Gah my lazy ass is going to die on october 28 but at least no one will be down here watching so its okay (except boyfriend who can shovel me off the 14th street bridge after i get trampled.) On that note….good night 
